OFFICIAL STATISTICS · INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE OF VARIANCE STUDIES
BAD BEAT DISTRIBUTION WORLDWIDE
CERTIFIED · AUDITED · HOPELESS
BAD BEATS ANALYZED—
EV LOST GLOBALLY—
COUNTRIES AFFECTED195
MOST AFFECTED INDIVIDUALYOU
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OF ALL BAD BEATS ON EARTH — MORE THAN ANY COUNTRY —
SHARE OVER TIME↗ STEADY GROWTH
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YOUR LUCK LEVEL
0.3%
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BAD BEAT SHARE BY COUNTRY
TOTAL100.0%
* one (1) person. Margin of error: 0.0%. Yes, we checked. Twice.
KEY FINDINGS
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BAD BEATS (PERIOD)—
TREND↗ GROWING STEADILY
STATUSSUFFERING (STABLE)
TOP AFFECTED CITIES
LATEST NOTABLE INCIDENT
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X: 16.482022 Y: -87.983435
YOU
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1
The RNG decides. Always has. Always will. No appeals accepted.
2
You lose. Preferably on the river. Preferably to a two-outer.
3
We publish it. Every soul crushed is logged with military-grade precision.
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COMPLAINT ABOUT VARIANCE
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Complaint #48,213 registered. Subject: unfair distribution of two-outers.
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